The Lowdown: Pick from one of fourteen of Castlevania's most beloved good and bad guys and fight it out in gleefully nonsensical 3D duels. Run through 3D recreations of classic Castlevania levels, collect items, and use your special abilities to defeat your enemy. Simple Wii Remote and Nunchuk controls make the game easy to play, and the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection lets you take the battle online.
The Hype: It's the first Castlevania game for the Nintendo Wii!
The Snark: God, where to begin...
New screenshots behind the cut. The Obata designs actually look better in-engine than they do as lineart, but, uh...