When Skip Ltd.'s new Nintendo effort, Captain Rainbow, was announced, I blythely declared it a lock for U.S. release. Now, I'm not so sure about that. It's sounding more like the sort of game that doesn't get seen outside of Europe, if it makes it into English at all. Case in point: a sequence Wired's Game|Life has just described featuring Birdo from Super Mario Bros. 2.
The officer throws [Birdo] in jail for using the ladies' room when he's clearly a man. Birdo asks you to go to his/her house and find "evidence that I'm a woman." So you do. This is how it happens. As you walk into Birdo's bedroom, you hear ... a buzzing. The pillow on her bed is vibrating and buzzing. You walk up to it, and Captain Rainbow looks under the pillow to find ... an item that's censored out on the screen. It's covered up with a question mark. "Proof that the owner is a woman," it says, leaving it at that.
So you bring what is in all likelihood Birdo's vibrator back to the police robot, who accepts it, whatever it may be, as prima facie evidence that Birdo is a chick.