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Chain Chomp Launcher: Launch Chain Chomp forward to knock down Wario and Bowser!

This is not exactly news, but... look! Free adorable plastic Chain Chomp! I'm not really capable of not talking about this.

Burger King is running a promotion now where you get a free Wii-themed toy with every purchase of a Kids' Meal, and some of the full set of ten are really severely adorable. A few are utter crap, of course, but that's inevitable when people are giving you free plastic tchotkes.

Here's pics of the full set, nicked from nifty stuff blog Super Punch without remorse. Some of these I want badly enough to consider actually ordering a Kids Meal, though not so badly I would resort to buying full sets on e-bay for ridiculous prices. I also had to include the adorably priceless toy descriptions.

• Flip and Stick Donkey Kong: Make Donkey Kong flip through the air to reach his target!
• Light-Up Luma: Plug the Wii Remote toy into Luma, then press a button and he'll light up!
• Metroid Challenge: Use the magnetic Wii Remote toy to propel the ball through the maze!

• Mario to the Rescue: Use the magnetic Wii Remote toy to avoid the blocks and get Mario to the top!
• Whirl 'n Twirl Princess Peach: Wind up the princess and watch her whirl and twirl!
• Mario Kart Yoshi: Send Yoshi off in any direction you please!

• Rumbling Tumbling Diddy Kong: Wind up Diddy Kong by the arms, then send him into a tumbling frenzy!
• Float and Go Boo: Point the Wii Remote toy at Boo's back and watch him float forward!
• Galaxy Blast Mario: Load the Mario toy into the Wii Remote propeller and blast off!